HELLO JAIL! LINDSAY LOHAN WON'T TAKE PLEA DEAL

OH, DEAR. She's back in court and wearing the veil of the wronged woman. That's right, America's favorite trainwreck, former actress Lindsay Lohan was in court again yesterday. It was about, like, that necklace thing. Brave Lilo says: no plea deal. She's back in court in two weeks. We're betting on jail. Heavily.