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THEY might as well have mailed Cops their confessions, with the amount of clues they left behind.
Because criminal masterminds these two, most certainly 'aint.
Breaking into an Ocala, FL restaurant with his pal Gabriel Stouffer he immediately set off the alarm.
Responding officers arrived to find a 42-inch TV sitting against the wall but no suspects to speak of.
A quick scan of the parking lot and they found a 2003 Dodge pickup, the hood still warm, belonging to - you've guessed it - Anthony Varnum.
If he wanted to make it anymore clear for them, he dropped his wallet on the ground nearby.
To cap it all off, when cops caught up with the dastardly duo at nearby Burger King, Stouffer had screws and pieces of hardware from the TV mounting bracket in his pocket. He allegedly told officers that he used to work at the restaurant, that several TVs had been stolen in the past, and that they decided to take one while heading home from a trip to Taco Bell.
Police said they bought a screwdriver from a nearby Walmart to remove the television, and that they had just gotten the last screw off the mounting when the police showed up, and they ran away.
The suspected criminal masterminds were being held late Monday on $7,000 bond.
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