PRIEST STALKING GRANNY BUSTED

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A PRIEST stalking granny who "made monkey faces" at men of the cloth has been busted by Florida Cops. 
Dorothy Jones Scalise, 70,  has made life a misery for a number a number of clergymen over the years, but the current apple of her eye is 93-year-old Father Edward Konopka.
Father Konopka said Scalise  frequently gets tossed out of Catholic churches.
He said: "She would go to the organ and take over the organ, or she would sit in the second or fourth pew and make monkey faces.
He added: "She's getting ready for something to end this thing. She's been in every parish on University and kicked out of the parish. They carry her out like a sack of potatoes. Between us, she's out to do something, this is the end."
Konopka added that he would have to avoid Scalise, as he exited his apartment in the mornings. 
He recalled: "She would sit on that second or third step with a pot of coffee and Dunkin Donuts waiting for me to come out to her. Three to four times a week, and sit on those yellow stones over there and just taunt me."
Neighbors also said they have seen the woman in the area acting erratic. "She used to come here with a wig, and she used to scream and carry on," Sandra Jarvis said.
Bond court Judge John Hurley ordered a psychological evaluation of Scalise. "You are not allowed to come within 500 feet of Father Konopka, do you understand that?"
The 70-year-old woman responded, "Your honor, the pleasure is all mine."
Scalise was released to home confinement Friday after she was charged with misdemeanor stalking.