CRAZY YAKURI MIHAMAE GROPED TSA AGENT

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SHE made a real boob of herself with this one. 
Yukahari Mihamae allegedly refused to go through passenger screening at Phoenix Airport and then argued with staff. 
But when a female guard stepped in, she grabbed her boob and squeezed it with both hands, hurting her and causing her to call out for help.     
The stunned crew called the cops and Mihamae admitted grabbing the TSA agent and continued to argue with officers before she was arrested. TSA spokesperson Kawika Riley confirmed the altercation to msnbc.com in a statement: "On July 14 at Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport, local law enforcement arrested a passenger for assaulting a TSA officer during the screening process."
Maricopa County jail officials say Mihamae was released from custody Friday. They couldn't immediately provide any information about her case status.
Phoenix TV station KSAZ says Mihamae lives in Longmont, Colo., and is self-employed.

RECLINED SEAT BRAWL FORCED FIGHTER JET SCRAMBLE

A CRAZY brawl between passengers over a reclined seat, forced two F-16 fighter planes to scramble to help a United Airlines flight into a dramatic emergency landing. 
The Boeing 767 bound for Accra in Gahan had 144 people on board when a fight broke out, forcing the pilot to dump fuel to lessen its weight in order to land. 
A federal aviation official confirmed that fighter jets, which cost $50,000 an hour to scramble were sent up from Andrews Air Force Base in Maryland.
The Washington Post reports that the brouhaha began shortly after takeoff when one passenger lowered his seat and the person behind him objected.
Obviously he reclined too far because the second passenger smacked the first and a fistfight broke out between the pair.
A flight attendant and another passenger intervened, and the pilot - who has full authority over a flight once it is in the air - decided to turn the plane around.
A United spokesman told the paper that the pilot made that decision rather than carry on as he was unsure of the scope of the problem.
The fact that the plane was near Washington DC also was apparently a factor in his decision, so he took no chances and informed the tower he was returning to the airport.  
The flight was met at the airport by members of the Dulles police force - not the FBI - and, despite the drama, officers decided there was no need to press charges.