CRAZY YAKURI MIHAMAE GROPED TSA AGENT

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SHE made a real boob of herself with this one. 
Yukahari Mihamae allegedly refused to go through passenger screening at Phoenix Airport and then argued with staff. 
But when a female guard stepped in, she grabbed her boob and squeezed it with both hands, hurting her and causing her to call out for help.     
The stunned crew called the cops and Mihamae admitted grabbing the TSA agent and continued to argue with officers before she was arrested. TSA spokesperson Kawika Riley confirmed the altercation to msnbc.com in a statement: "On July 14 at Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport, local law enforcement arrested a passenger for assaulting a TSA officer during the screening process."
Maricopa County jail officials say Mihamae was released from custody Friday. They couldn't immediately provide any information about her case status.
Phoenix TV station KSAZ says Mihamae lives in Longmont, Colo., and is self-employed.

CANINE COPULATOR PATRICK TREJO PLEADS GUILTY

MUST LIKE DOGS

Music teacher Patrick 'Big Dog' Trejo must have been humming 'How Much is that Doggy in the Window?' After all, the 25-year-old Phoenix music teacher went to Craigslist to solicit sex with a dog. But he was barking up the wrong tree and pleaded guilty last week to conspiracy to commit bestiality. According to the Phoenix New Times the wannabe maestro of canine copulation and pal Keith Keifer--who also copped to the same bestiality beef--were busted last February in a quest to find dog owners willing to offer up their pets for a rover romp. Of course, as the newspaper noted, all the hound-hankering horndogs had to do was adopt a puppy for a few bucks. "The two were arrested after they allegedly agreed to meet a dog and its owner at a hotel for sex. In reality, they met MCSO deputies who took them into custody.
They both received a year's probation. As for his teaching career, it appears it has hit a sour note.

"BASELINE KILLER" MARK GOUDEAU TRIAL TO START

BASELINE KILLER?

THE trial for the alleged "Baseline Killer" who terrorized Phoenix raping, robbing and leaving nine of them people dead, all but one of them women, is set to start this week.
Wearing hats, wigs and masks Mark Goudeau, 46, is accused of snatching women off the street - some in broad daylight - and raping them.
If they resisted they were shot to death.
One survivor only lived because her assailant's gun misfired. He is already serving a 438-year prison sentence for September 2005 sexual assaults against two sisters - one of whom was six month pregnant at the time.
As they walked home from the park , he jumped them at gunpoint and held his pistol between her legs and made her beg for her baby's life. Goudeau was convicted of those rapes in 2007.
But now the so called "baseline killer" so named because the initial attacked took place near the city's Baseline Road stands accused of of more then 74 felony charges.
They include sexual assault on two teens, the murder of Georgia Thompson outside an apartment complex and the abduction and sexual assault on a mother and daughter.
DNA also linked him to the murder of young mom Sophia Nuñez, 37, who was found shot to death in her bathtub by her 8-year-old son.
Maricopa County Superior Court Judge Warren Granville will oversee proceeding which are expected to last the better part of a year.