WEDDING NIGHT FIGHT: GROOM JOHN TWOMBLY BUSTED

DUMB GROOM

IT should have been the happiest night of his life, but instead John Twombly spent his first night as a married man behind burn, after fighting with one of his groomsman. 
Cops say he was furious when one of his groomsman, Travis Cullen, was dancing "inappropriately" with his new wife Khamla. 
So the newlywed who according to a police report "seemed very intoxicated" shoved his pal into a ceramic pillar with such force that he knocked it over. 
It fell near guest, Andrew Phipps, who just happened to be an off duty cop, who tried to subdue him.
Police reports say Phipps ducked several punches from Twombly, then grabbed him and fell into a wall when other officers joined the scuffle.
He was then hauled off to the cells to sober up.
Fellow guest John Ellsworth Frederick Schildberg III, 63, was also arrested, but told the Des Moines Register: "The police officer completely lost it."
"I didn't touch the officer at all except on his bicep, and he went berserk on me. He pinned my head down with his knee."
He added the number of officers who attended, estimated to be between 20 and 30, was also unnecessary.
"You don't get that many at a bank robbery," he said.
Twombly was charged with criminal mischief, two counts of assault on an officer, and disorderly conduct.

CRAZED PARENTS CHARGED WITH BASEBALL BRAWL

AUSMUS

CARLSON

THE bats swung, then the fists flew as an ugly brawl broke out during a youth baseball tournament which ended with one player in hospital.
Three parents, including the town prosecutor in Castle Rock, CO ended up being charged after a disputed umpire's call sparked a furious fight.
And now Andrew Lee Carlson, his wife, Shannon and Christy Ausmus, a prosecutor contracted by the town of have been charged in the June 26 melee.

Shannon Carlson and her son said they were trying to dispute an umpire's call when the fight erupted after the boys got into a dispute.
Ausmus meanwhile claimed Andrew Carlson attacked her son from behind, put him in a chokehold and punched him, forcing him to go to hospital with a concussion. 
 She said: "I hit (Carlson) as hard as I could, as many times as I could, to get him off my kid. He suffers constant headaches still from the concussion."
While Carlson claims the aggressor was the other way round and he was defending his own 15-year-old son from Ausmus' son.
He said: "This kid is assaulting my son and I pulled him off. Then this lady just started attacking me. She attacked me and started punching me three or four times in the face. Then she went after my wife, punched her, pushed her over a bench."
Whatever happened, their behavior is probably best summed up by police Lt. Tim Gorman who said: "It's really unfortunate for the kids that play. You're taking the whole fun part of it out."

BEER PONG BRAWL LED TO FATAL STABBING: COPS

TRAGIC

A BOOZY battle over beer pong ended in tragedy after an argument over the drinking game led to a fatal stabbing of a New Jersey firefighter, cops say.  William Walker Jr, 21 had apparently argued during the game with Naqeebulla Habibi, 19 but the drunken pair had apparently made up.
But as they were leaving the party a fistfight broke out between them and then Habibi allegedly stabbed Walker in the chest.     
He was later pronounced dead at Cooper University Hospital.
His cousin Greg Probst, told The Philadelphia Enquirer Walker was a volunteer firefighter had been pursuing his dream of turning pro, while working as a medic in Atlantic City.
He added: "He was a very energetic and happy guy."
Naqeebulla Habibi, 19, was charged with murder and is being held in Camden County Jail on $750,000 bail.

RECLINED SEAT BRAWL FORCED FIGHTER JET SCRAMBLE

A CRAZY brawl between passengers over a reclined seat, forced two F-16 fighter planes to scramble to help a United Airlines flight into a dramatic emergency landing. 
The Boeing 767 bound for Accra in Gahan had 144 people on board when a fight broke out, forcing the pilot to dump fuel to lessen its weight in order to land. 
A federal aviation official confirmed that fighter jets, which cost $50,000 an hour to scramble were sent up from Andrews Air Force Base in Maryland.
The Washington Post reports that the brouhaha began shortly after takeoff when one passenger lowered his seat and the person behind him objected.
Obviously he reclined too far because the second passenger smacked the first and a fistfight broke out between the pair.
A flight attendant and another passenger intervened, and the pilot - who has full authority over a flight once it is in the air - decided to turn the plane around.
A United spokesman told the paper that the pilot made that decision rather than carry on as he was unsure of the scope of the problem.
The fact that the plane was near Washington DC also was apparently a factor in his decision, so he took no chances and informed the tower he was returning to the airport.  
The flight was met at the airport by members of the Dulles police force - not the FBI - and, despite the drama, officers decided there was no need to press charges.