PERVY BOBBY GUYTON BLAMES SATAN FOR MAID GROPE

IT was the Devil that made him do it - or at least that's the story old pervert Bobby Guyton is sticking with. According to the 76-year-old, it's Satan's fault that he forced a maid to inappropriately touch his penis as she cleaned his trailer home in Glendale, AZ.  Yes it was because of Beezelbub that he gave her a hug, grabbed her hand and her to touch him, although according to court records, he later apologized and asked her forgiveness, stating that he didn’t get any enjoyment out of it and hadn’t had sex since the 1980s, KSAZ reports.  After his arrest Tuesday, Guyton told police that he never grabbed the victim, and said she was angry because he was going to fire her. 
He stated that she tried to swing at him, but hit him in the groin and that he grabbed her hand as it was on his penis.
Later in the police interview, the suspect added that he may have kept her hand on his penis longer than necessary.

CRAZY YAKURI MIHAMAE GROPED TSA AGENT

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SHE made a real boob of herself with this one. 
Yukahari Mihamae allegedly refused to go through passenger screening at Phoenix Airport and then argued with staff. 
But when a female guard stepped in, she grabbed her boob and squeezed it with both hands, hurting her and causing her to call out for help.     
The stunned crew called the cops and Mihamae admitted grabbing the TSA agent and continued to argue with officers before she was arrested. TSA spokesperson Kawika Riley confirmed the altercation to msnbc.com in a statement: "On July 14 at Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport, local law enforcement arrested a passenger for assaulting a TSA officer during the screening process."
Maricopa County jail officials say Mihamae was released from custody Friday. They couldn't immediately provide any information about her case status.
Phoenix TV station KSAZ says Mihamae lives in Longmont, Colo., and is self-employed.

HOLY DUCK! DISNEY SETTLES DONALD GROPE SUIT

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HOLY duck! Disney have settled the case of a woman who claimed she was groped by Donald Duck during a visit to the Epcot theme park.  April Magolon claimed the costumed park employee grabbed her breast during a visit in May 2008.
According to her complaint, she has suffered “severe physical injury, emotional anguish and distress including, but not limited to post-traumatic stress disorder” as a result of the run-in with Donald Duck. She also contends that the incident was “one of a long line of continuing, long standing, similar prior incidents” involving the groping of patrons by costumed Disney employees. 
The Upper Darby, PA woman claimed she had nightmares, digestive problems and other permanent injuries. 

She sought more than $50,000 in compensation plus punitive damages but it is not known how much she settled for.