IDIOT TRAVIS WARD STOLE AMBULANCE AT FIRE SCENE

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DEFINITELY one for the "Dear Stupid" file. 
This is dumbass Travis Ward who tried to steal an ambulance which parked outside the scene of a raging house fire. 
The 28-year-old idiot, told cops he was unsuprisingly high on pot at the time, when he spotted the unsupervised vehicle, which had been left running to keep it cool for anyone seeking help. 
So the idiot decided to take it. 
He got a whole two blocks, smashing into powers poles and walls during his joyride, before eventually coming to a halt.
Fortunately the ambulance wasn't needed during the blaze which started around 4am on Sunday morning at a house in Phoenix, AZ.   
Homeowner Edward Huth told KSAZ: "I heard a pop, crack in the back of the house. Some gentleman come and bang on the door said, "Get out. Get out. You’re on fire."
Flames were shooting out of his attic, and smoke filled the home, but he couldn't get his family out because the key to the security door was nowhere to be found.
But in an extraordinary act of heroism the stranger smashed through a window, ripping his hands to shreds, to get the family out.  
“We said, ‘Thank you, and God bless you,’” Huth added.At that point the ambulance crew at that point became victims themselves.

BROKE LINDSAY LOHAN 'CAN'T AFFORD' COUNSELING

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FORMER actress Lindsay Lohan appears to have finally run out of cash.
Ordered by the court to seek counseling the 53-year-old onetime movie star's lawyer Shaun Chapman Holley told the judge she had been forced to stop because she didn't have the cash to carry on.
He said: "She was seeing someone for psychological treatment at UCLA but had to stop for financial reasons."
He added that her Screen Actors Guild coverage has lapsed due to lack of work, which meant that she had no health insurance coverage. Judge Stephanie Sautner didn't seem at all impressed with the star, although she agreed that it was unsuitable for her to go to group counseling because of the risk of her secrets being sold, she gave her 21-days to find a new therapist.

She also suggested she get a loan to pay for it. 

Judge Sautner also seemed unhappy with the progress she was making with her community service as the 'Mean Girls' star has only completed 33 hours of the required 480 she is required to complete in a year's time.  
She's scheduled to return to court on Oct. 19 to give Sautner another update.

LINDSAY LOHAN: I FAILED BOOZE TEST BECAUSE OF "TEA"

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FORMER actress Lindsay Lohan has put on her most unconvincing performance to date by claiming that she failed an alcohol test, because she was "drinking tea".
The onetime movie star has been telling pals that it wasn't beer, wine or liquor and it had nothing to do with the huge party she held the night before at her Venice Beach pad where she is under house arrest.
Instead she's been telling pals that she's been drinking kombucha tea which contains a trace amount of alcohol according to TMZ. 
After her latest court appearance she said: "I am responsible, and I'm following the rules and obeying my judge and the Los Angeles judicial system."

The company that makes the drink reportedly says the alcohol content is less than .05%.
Lohan added, "I'd like to do what I must to get my film career back and the respect of directors, actors, writers, studio heads, fans and so on."