LINDSAY LOHAN: I FAILED BOOZE TEST BECAUSE OF "TEA"

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FORMER actress Lindsay Lohan has put on her most unconvincing performance to date by claiming that she failed an alcohol test, because she was "drinking tea".
The onetime movie star has been telling pals that it wasn't beer, wine or liquor and it had nothing to do with the huge party she held the night before at her Venice Beach pad where she is under house arrest.
Instead she's been telling pals that she's been drinking kombucha tea which contains a trace amount of alcohol according to TMZ. 
After her latest court appearance she said: "I am responsible, and I'm following the rules and obeying my judge and the Los Angeles judicial system."

The company that makes the drink reportedly says the alcohol content is less than .05%.
Lohan added, "I'd like to do what I must to get my film career back and the respect of directors, actors, writers, studio heads, fans and so on."

FORMER STAR LINDSAY LOHAN 'BORED AND RESTLESS'

"BORED" AW

FORMER actress Linday Lohan has only been under house arrest for two days but the poor little star is already "bored and restless" friends have revealed. The troubled, one time star began her 120 day sentence for violating her probation yesterday, after miraculously avoiding jail time for stealing a a $2500 necklace from an exclusive LA jewelry store.But it seems she's already moaning about how her situation, sunbathing next to her exclusive Venice Beach pad with a tag on her leg.
A source close to the star revealed: "Lindsay is already upset at having to stay at home all day, unable to go anywhere do anything.
"She's bored and restless and she doesn't know how she's going to cope with almost four months of nothing to do. There's only so many books and TV shows you can watch."
They added: "She is hoping it will give her the chance to relax, take stock of her life and plan her way forward."
According to TMZ Lohan is expected to serve just 35 total days of hard time ... glorious, relaxing, court-ordered hard time.
Hard Life for some, we say.