SUMMER MUGSHOT MADNESS! PRETTY PERPS: DAY 6

SHE IS just lovely. We're not really sure what she did but we would most definitely cut her some slack. Well, today marks the end of our Summer Mugshot Madness Pretty Perps series. Back to brutal heads on Monday.

SUMMER MUGSHOT MADNESS! THUG THINKS PINK...

OF COURSE, the big question is: why? What was dude channeling? Some bizarre, long forgotten Middle Age art form? Maybe it's just more simple than that: maybe it's about 'winning.'

SUMMER MUGSHOT MADNESS! NICE HEAD BUDDY!

SUMMER is time for America's game: Baseball. And it's very, very clear that this handsomely adorned gent is knocking hell out of the baseball that is life.

SUMMER MUGSHOT MADNESS! IT'S ABOUT RESPECT...

WORDS fail us--again. Maybe we're in the wrong business but if there's one thing that leaves us speechless, it's a brutal head. This Mensa member qualifies.

SUMMER MUGSHOT MADNESS! TATTOOIST'S FAVORITE

LET'S FACE IT: Dude's tattoos look, shall we say, on the cheap side? Mom always told us if something was worth doing it was worth doing right. Buddy's tat artist gets a big fail. So does buddy.

SUMMER MUGSHOT MADNESS! MULLET MANIA STRIKES

SOMETIMES, mullet is all you have to say. Love it. Not that we really think this brutal head is worse than white supremacist killer Curtis Allgier.

SUMMER MUGSHOT MADNESS! THREE STOOGES CASTING

KIDDING. Actually, Hollywood--home of all things original--is doing a biopic on the Three Stooges. Tom Sizemore hopes the role of Curly Joe will reignite his once promising career.

SUMMER MUGSHOT MADNESS! WHAT DO YOU SAY?

WORDS quite simply fail us. What do you say about this guy? Are those real deformities? Is his head really that brutal or is just being a kidder and putting us all on. That's a mystery for the books.

SUMMER MUGSHOT MADNESS! THINGS ARE GREAT MOM!

YES, all sorts of things to be proud of, right? This guy is a poster boy for the whole Charlie Sheen ethos of 'Winning.' Happy. Confident. And Handsome? Hell yes!

SUMMER MUGSHOT MADNESS! SHE'S MORPHING

WE DON'T REALLY know what to say to this. She screams for teasing but ... being big supporters of fair play for all God's creatures we'll skip editorial commentary cuz sometimes a picture truly is worth a 1,000 words.

SUMMER MUGSHOT MADNESS! SMILE, SMILE, SMILE...

YES, WE all know that old chestnut about smiling even when your heart is breaking. So, ultimately we quite like this guy's attitude. Nothing so serious that a joke can't be made, right?

SUMMER MUGSHOT MADNESS! YOU'RE KIDDIN' ME?

 

IS THAT a gun in your pocket copper, or are you just happy to see me. OK, this crook isn't buying the whole mugshot thing. And for that, we respect her.

SUMMER MUGSHOT MADNESS! IS HE HAPPY OR SAD?

SOMETIMES the line between agony and ecstasy is a thin one. We just can't really tell whether the dude in this mugshot is delighted, making a monster face or in excruciating pain. One thing is certain: a dentist is needed. You tell us.

SUMMER MUGSHOT MADNESS! HEADAS BRUTALIS

ON THIS sizzling July day that is baking most of North America we decided to pull out our old Latin text. File this guy under: loserus hugus or headas brutalis.

SUMMER MUGSHOT MADNESS! 'HAPPY! HAPPY! JOY! JOY!'

IS THERE much more to say. Again, we are totally in the dark about this lovely woman did--or didn't do. What we do know is that we sure like that mugshot and her life-affirming attitude.

SUMMER MUGSHOT MADNESS! CHANELLING BOB MARLEY

WE'RE not really sure what she's done or who she is but we sure like the hairdo. It's got Bob Marley and Louis XIV rolled into one. Thanks to our friends at The Smoking Gun for this lovely lady.

SUMMER MUGSHOT MADNESS! LOOK AT THIS GUY'S HEAD

 

PRETTY WICKED HEAD, HUH? Because of tech troubles and the July 4th holiday we missed posting our weekly episode of Monday Mugshot Madness. Hope this makes up for it. Don't know his name, don't know his alleged crime but...look at that head! Thanks to mugshots.com