SUMMER MUGSHOT MADNESS! IT'S ABOUT RESPECT...

WORDS fail us--again. Maybe we're in the wrong business but if there's one thing that leaves us speechless, it's a brutal head. This Mensa member qualifies.

MONDAY MUGSHOT MADNESS! COKE PINCH FOR JAY

TODAY on Monday Mugshot Madness, we celebrate the great city of Tampa, Florida. Jay Johnson, left, was busted for possession of cocaine. No shit, says you. Jay does indeed appear to be flying as he poses for the police camera. On the right, we have an artistic portrait of Justin Blair King. It's called: "I Fought the Law." No, seriously he is in deep shit: Atmp - Kidnap Inflict Bodily Harm Or Terrorize Vict Or Other, Aggravated Assault. See ya' around.