PARIS HILTON'S KNIFE WIELDING THIEF GETS 2 YEARS

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TERRIFIED

THE KNIFE wielding thief who left Paris Hilton "terrified" when he tried to break into her LA pad has been sentenced to two-years behind bars.
Armed with two deadly blade Nathan Lee Parada banged on her window as he attempted to break in, but he was foiled by the celebutard's then boyfriend, baseball player Cy Waits, who stopped him before he could get in, by holding him at gunpoint.
At the time the star tweeted: "So Scary, just got woken up to a guy trying to break into my house holding 2 big knifes. Cops are here arresting him."

Parada reportedly told police he planned to steal as much as he could carry and move to a deserted island.

The 32-year-old's attorney argued that his client had not taken his antidepressant medication for days before his arrest. 
So Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Michael Kellogg recommended during Wednesday's hearing that Parada undergo mental health counseling in addition to his 2-year prison sentence.

IDIOT TODD BLAUVELT JR PASSED HOME OFF AS HIS OWN

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AS WAYS to impress your girlfriend go, this probably wasn't the best plan.
Idiot teen Todd Blauvelt Jr told his girlfriend that he had inherited a multimillion-dollar lakefront home and convinced her family to move in with him.
Then a problem arose.
Just as they were getting settled in, the owner showed up to the South Bristol, NY home and called the cops.
It appeared that Blauvelt had previously taken other friends to the house and told them the same inheritance story, but said his father refused to give him the house key, New York State Police investigator Mark Eifert said.
He added: “That justified him snooping around looking for a hidden key. Eventually, he was lucky enough to find one. He even made copies.”
Eifert says the group was in the home in South Bristol for about an hour last month when the homeowner found them and called police.
Blauvelt was charged this week with burglary and false written statement and is being held in the Ontario County Jail on $10,000 bail.