FUNKY COLD WIFE-BEATER: TONE LOC BUSTED

'WILD THING'

RAPPER Tone Loc could probably have used some 'Funky Cold Medina' after turning into a 'Wild Thing' and allegedly attacking the mother of his child on Saturday.
The four time Grammy nominee and voice actor who also starred in films like Ace Ventura Pet Detective got into a physical altercation with the mother of his child reports TMZ. 
Burbank police Sgt. Tracy Sanchez says 45-year-old Anthony Smith - Tone Loc's real name was arrested, but he remained tight lipped about the alleged victim or the circumstances, reports the The Sacramento Bee.

He has been busted on suspicion of felony domestic violence. 
It's not the rappers first run-in with the law this year as he was busted for driving erratically and booked for a DUI although he was later released because of medical reasons.
A message left for the rapper's agent Sunday was not immediately returned, and police could not say if he had hired an attorney.

IDIOT TODD BLAUVELT JR PASSED HOME OFF AS HIS OWN

DUMMY

AS WAYS to impress your girlfriend go, this probably wasn't the best plan.
Idiot teen Todd Blauvelt Jr told his girlfriend that he had inherited a multimillion-dollar lakefront home and convinced her family to move in with him.
Then a problem arose.
Just as they were getting settled in, the owner showed up to the South Bristol, NY home and called the cops.
It appeared that Blauvelt had previously taken other friends to the house and told them the same inheritance story, but said his father refused to give him the house key, New York State Police investigator Mark Eifert said.
He added: “That justified him snooping around looking for a hidden key. Eventually, he was lucky enough to find one. He even made copies.”
Eifert says the group was in the home in South Bristol for about an hour last month when the homeowner found them and called police.
Blauvelt was charged this week with burglary and false written statement and is being held in the Ontario County Jail on $10,000 bail.