HMMM. WHAT FLAVOR IS THAT NEW YOGURT?

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IT HAD A SIMILAR TASTE...AND CONSISTENCY. A woman in Albuquerque, New Mexico claims that a store sampling of yogurt may actually have been... a bodily fluid, cops say.
Cops say the incident happened at the Sunflower Market  Tuesday night. A woman told them that employee Anthony Garcia, 31, asked her if she would sample a new yogurt at the store. When she tried it, she told police that the so-called yogurt tasted just like a certain pearl-colored bodily fluid.
He was arrested on an unrelated felony and cops are still investigating.