TOT ASKS COPS: "DID YOU FIND MOMMY'S WEED?"

I COULD USE A FATTY NOW

KIDS say the darndest things! Especially when their parents are suspected bit players in the drug world. Texas cops say they were interrogating a woman on some outstanding warrants when she began acting all weird and antsy.
This prompted her precocious 3-year-old son to spill the beans about his mommy’s secret hobby and very special friend. Mom's slim credibility tanked when the little snitch asked cops if they had “found his mom’s weed." Bad to worse, right?
Johnisha Terry, 22, was pulled over by cops and suddenly became
anxious and grabbed something at her feet. Taking a closer look they found mommy's reefer scattered around the floor of the car. The mother has been charged with tampering with evidence and possession of marijuana.

BIG EASY COPS JAILED IN KATRINA SLAYING

THE LEVY has finally broken for a duo of racist New Orleans cops. The two officers were charged with murdering a man in the wake the catastrophic Hurricane Katrina. Officers David Warren, left in photo, and Greg McRae were slammed with sentences of 25 and 17 years respectively for their horrific abuse of power.
The cops fired at Henry Glover, 31, when they saw him heading towards their police station with an unidentified object in his hand.
Witnesses took Glover under their wing and drove him to a local school in search of help. Unfortunately, what they found was more police
brutality. Cops at the school pummeled the innocent do-gooders, ditching the school with Glover’s body in tow. McRae later drove the car with Glover’s corpse back to the police station and torched it to conceal evidence.
A federal probe showed that the New Orleans Police Department was a sexist and racist operation. The feds found that these cops were arresting, abusing, and in this case, murdering people based on race and sexual orientation. And they wonder why citizens don’t trust cops in the Big Easy.
--KYLE BACHAN/ CRIME SCENE USA
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NBA HALL OF FAMER WILKINS ATTACKED COURTSIDE

BRAVE/STUPID?

HUGE

FROM  the basketball court to criminal court. A former NBA referee attacked Atlanta Hawks Hall of Famer and TV pundit Dominique Wilkins in a dispute of cash. Rashan Michel claims former forward guard, Wilkins dubbed: "The Human Highlight Reel" owes him between $15000 and $17,000 for suits.
And tired of waiting for his money, the either brave or stupid Michel attacked the 6ft 8inch Hawks vice president shortly after he finished his press spot for the Hawks victory over Orlando.    

Team spokesman Arthur Triche says the fan was "promptly arrested and taken into custody by the Atlanta police department."

Michel, who's 36, was charged with two counts of simple battery and was released early Thursday on $1,000 cash bond.
Wilkins was not injured and Judging from the police booking photo, Michel definitely lost the fight.

5 BROWNS FATHER " A PEDOPHILE"; JAILED 10 YRS.

ABUSED

THE father of renowned piano group The 5 Browns was branded "a pedophile" and sentenced to at least 10-years behind bars by a Utah judge.
Keith Brown, 55, admitted that he sexually abused his three daughters, who along with his two sons make up the group whose albums have topped the classical music charts and who have appeared on "Oprah," "60 Minutes" and other programs.
Brown's three daughters Desirae, 32, Deondra, 30, and Melody, 26 reported the abuse to Lone Peak police last year after learning that their father planned to begin working with other young musicians.

They had previously severed professional ties with their one time manager, who pleaded guilty in February to one felony count of sodomy of a child and two felony counts of sexual abuse of a child.  

Fourth District Judge David Mortensen called the 55-year-old  "a danger to society," as he sentenced him to 10 years to life on the first count, and 15 years to life for each of the others, to run concurrently.
He said: "I do believe, sir, that you are a pedophile, and I do believe that you are a danger to society."
Brown chose to enter the plea to bring a quick resolution to the case and did not want to "exacerbate the harm" by dragging out the proceedings, his lawyer, Steven Shapiro said.
He added: "I think every step that he has taken in this process has been geared towards taking responsibility for what he's done."
Kimball Thomson, a spokesman for group said: "The girls don't want to make any statements about the case right now."

MEET THE WORLD'S DUMBEST BANKROBBERS

BRAINS

GENIUS

WEAPON'S? Check. Bank cased? Check. Getaway Car? Check. Masks? Er.....
They had it all planned, but they forgot one crucial thing - something to disguise themselves with.
So they walked into the Brookville, FLA bank armed with a hand grenade and threatened to throw it unless the teller handed over the cash.
They got some money and then ran from the bank, escaping in a "newish"
white Dodge Charger.
So the plan seemed to have worked, except they didn't wear masks and their pictures were picked up clear as day on the bank's CCTV system.
One cop laughed: "I shouldn't think it will take us too long to find these guys. After all they've not exactly disguised themselves very well." 
As you can see"
• Suspect No. 1 is a black male, approximately 5'9" tall, weighing 160 pounds. He was wearing a long sleeve white button shirt, white pants, gloves, framed glasses and a white baseball hat.
• Suspect No. 2 is a black male, approximately 6 feet tall, weighing 180 pounds and wearing a long sleeve white shirt with a light blue overshirt, dark colored pants and a black skullcap.
Anyone with information is asked to contact the Brooksville Police Department at 352-540-3800

THUG GUILTY IN BLOODY CAROLINAS MASSACRE

KILLER: CORLEY

PLEA: GRESHAM

A MAN who butchered two sisters in a cold blooded killing that also left one of their husbands critically injured has admitted his part the brutal slaying.
William Canon Gresham, 25, was part of a two man team that repeatedly stabbed 66-year-old Eloise Corley to death, before attempting to rob her home in Salem, SC.
After killing her he started stealing with pal, Shawn Hayden Owens, but the deadly pair were disturbed by her husband Jerry and sister Audrey Scull, 62.
In a brutal execution the pair then marched them into the woods at the back of the home and shot them.

Astonishingly Jerry Corley survived and was able to direct deputies to their home, where they found his mauled wife's body.  
Charged with with two counts of murder, two counts of kidnapping, burglary, assault and battery with attempt to kill, possession of a weapon during the commission of a violent crime and larceny, Gresham had been facing the death penalty.
But after  agreeing to testify against his co-defendant he will now look at a life behind bars.

GIRLS GONE WILD FOUNDER FRANCIS: CONTEMPT-IBLE

CONTEMPT-IBLE

GIRLS Gone Wild founder Joe Francis is being held in contempt of court in a civil case brought against him by four young women who were filmed by his crew when they were underage.
Despite earning an estimated $5 million a year from the franchise which gives out baseball caps, t-shirts, shorts or a cap to attractive women who agree to expose themselves, the media mogul is representing himself in the Panama City, FLA court.
And his inexperience in courtroom procedure has be shown up, as Judge Richard Smoak has repeatedly scolded him for his attitude.   

He also had to instruct Francis on how to cross examine a plaintiff, telling him:  "Everything you say needs to have a question mark after it," according to WMBB.
Francis replied saying, "I'm going to make it like Jeopardy, your honor."
Unimpressed by the seedy sexual video make the judge ruled he was in contempt for violating an evidentiary rule during cross examination of a witness and ended Francis' cross examination of that witness immediately.
He was fined $2,500 for contempt of court.

It's not the first time the 37-year-old has been in legal. 

In March he was convicted on child abuse and prostitution charges after pleading no contests in a plea bargain.  

He also pleaded guilty to charges related to having contraband in his cell during the time he was held in jail and was sentenced to time served 339 days and more than $60,000 in fines and costs.
He was also sued for $2million by Wynn resorts for an unpaid gambling debt.